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Wed, Dec. 13th, 2006, 02:49 pm
Overheard in New York

I graduate next week. Woo.

Despite my *unbridled* excitement, I haven't had much cause (or time) to write anything important down. I do have some conversations overheard on the subway that need to purged however. So whilst waiting for my brain to recover from this awful awful thing called "final finals". Here's some tid-bits of "things overheard in New York" (totally different from all those websites dedicate to the same thing).

"Herpes is everywhere. Herpes is ubiquitous. Herpes is on myspace ... 'Herpes is in your extended network!' (lots of giggling)"
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#1: Man, Tower is whack. 50% off a CD is still not enough. Look at those prices! Shit, it was $19 and you get ... 50% discount. So it's ... only 1/2 off. Shit.

#2: HA HA. You're an idiot. HA HA HA. 50% is like ten fifty. Idiot. (chimes of idiot from friends, peppered with much racial slurring).
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I can't remember #3. I should have written it down somewhere.

Man, I'm tired. I'm going to sleep for a year when this is all done.